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TV

2010-12-14T13:20:00.003Z

You may have noticed that it's the end of 2010 now, and I have hardly written anything between January and now. Sorry, but it seems like that the end of head-doctor is more or less here.

Recently, I set up another blog called "Harry Hardy's Fantastic TV Reviews", where I write rubbish 'reviews' on any television programme that comes my way. If you enjoyed reading this blog, you may enjoy the new one even more or maybe even less.

Thank you very much for sticking with head-doctor for these few crap years. I greatly appreciate all the time you have spent/wasted reading this trash. I now leave you with a stock picture of a happy man and this hyperlink to my new blog. I love you all!

Lonely Swedish

2010-01-16T23:30:00.002Z

Happy 2010, etc. My plan to blog more didn't work, but I promise I'll try to do it more often seeing as I now have a reliable system in which to blog with.

As a little treat, have some more Tom Green antics. This is his hit 'The Bum Bum Song (Lonely Swedish)'. Enjoy.

Tom Green's Subway Monkey Hour

2009-09-28T06:22:00.002+01:00

It's always a pleasure for me to see Tom Green acting like an idiot. Some kind person has uploaded his entire Subway Monkey Hour MTV special onto YouTube in five portions. Watch, then watch again.

Glenn Beck squirming his way through an interview

2009-09-25T18:08:00.003+01:00

A funny little video here brought to my attention via Charlie Brooker's Twitter feed of Fox News anchor Glenn Beck trying his best not to answer a question is visibly uncomfortable about. Watch him deal with it in a Ron Burgundy kind of way.

First post for 2009

2009-09-25T18:01:00.001+01:00

Hello everyone, this is my first update here for 2009.

Shame it's late September though :(

I'll try to update this blog a bit more than every year or so, so keep reading head-doctor.

Moses the Chair

2008-10-25T12:30:00.004+01:00

Me and my friend Brian were flicking through IKEA UK's online catalogue looking for furniture with amazingly silly names when we came across this...

This chair has the mother of all stupid names. IKEA called it Moses. In a time where political incorrectness and making fun of religion is frowned upon, IKEA thought it would have been a great idea to name a dull chair after a character in the Bible (not that I believe in that gibberish or anything ;D).

Oh well, if you want you can buy the chair here. Ta-ra!

Children are Kids

2008-10-25T11:19:00.002+01:00

I haven't posted in a while, so don't give me a whole guilt trip about how much I should update this.

Anyway, in my absence, I have been watching music videos.

Enjoy this little fan-made video for Kids by MGMT.

Camera Tossing

2008-08-16T02:43:00.001+01:00

Ya

2008-07-26T22:06:00.001+01:00

I Want This Shirt

2008-06-27T19:13:00.003+01:00

This is the Wi-Fi Detecting T-Shirt, which would have been really handy on my recent trip to Belgium, where I constantly got my laptop out, searched for hot spots to no avail, put the computer way and repeated the same process ten minutes later.

I love its little blue bars is framed in the screen of a white MacBook. I also love how they've managed to get so much out of a piece of fabric you can drape over yourself. It's a brilliant shirt! It's also great because it can detect speeds of 802.11 b/g (which is what my laptop is on), so whenever my chest starts to glow bright blue, I know that I can watch some crap Renetto's waffling about on YouTube.

If you would like the shirt, go here to Firebox UK and get your own super-duper wowzer bowzer Wi-Fi Detecting T-Shirt (but don't make them go out of stock, I want one too!).

Japanese Poopage

2008-06-27T17:53:00.003+01:00

I've came across a little Japanese animated gem on YouTube entitled "How to poop".

It's sick, twisted, bizarre stuff that makes you wonder what the hell the animators were thinking at the time of making it.

Seeing that most of the world's population doesn't speak fluent Japanese, some nice kind English-speaking person has translated the weird cartoon for us, but not that accurately. This translation actually makes you wonder which parts have been properly translated, and which bits are a joke...

For those of you who are currently in work, here is the correct etiquette for taking a plop at the office.

EDIT - Something even more disgustingly warped, in the same cartoon series. This time, our very regular tiger friend visits a department store, and leaves one turd short.

Pacman Chases

2008-06-25T21:52:00.001+01:00

I'm on Twitter!

2008-06-22T21:19:00.001+01:00

www.twitter.com/headdoctor

Saturday

2008-06-15T19:31:00.001+01:00

The Worst Spy Ever

2008-06-11T18:20:00.001+01:00

You Can't Text Message Breakup

2008-05-26T00:41:00.001+01:00

A little gem by Liam Sullivan. Old as the hills, but funny as hell anyway.

ASDA Crawling

2008-05-25T19:59:00.001+01:00

My favourite video of mine so far.
Props to my dad for the great camera-manning.

Hello again.

2008-05-18T14:02:00.001+01:00

Sorry I've been away for so long. I've been on a lovely trip to Belgium and I'm about to have a nice cuppa.

It's a lovely day in my Northumbrian hide-out too, so I may go and play on the trampoline later.

Bye!

This is hilarious

2008-05-11T17:56:00.001+01:00

Just to pass even MORE time!!!

2008-05-02T19:27:00.003+01:00

I will be back on Monday, when I introduce a week of movies made from a different country on this here globe.

Just to pass the time until I come back...

2008-05-02T19:27:00.001+01:00

Shredding a Top-Up Card

2008-04-14T22:14:00.001+01:00

Blunty3000 vs News.

2008-04-11T13:33:00.001+01:00

He has a lot of good views here, I recommend you listen to him.

Dramatic Beanie

2008-04-10T12:06:00.001+01:00

Woopetty.

What I Did Yesterday

2008-02-22T13:39:00.001Z

Click to Play

An account of all the things I did yesterday.

As serious as a sleeping puppy

2008-01-14T17:09:00.000Z

MORE BOCKETROOM SOON

bocketroom - thursday 3rd january 2008 - heinz

2008-01-03T16:54:00.001Z

Click to Play

heinz

bocketroom - wednesday 2nd january 2008 - elastic bands

2008-01-02T18:24:00.001Z

Click to Play

elastic bands

Hello there

2007-12-30T01:33:00.000Z

Had a good Christmas? I did!

What better way to come back after a break with some drunk people shouting at a bus, eh?

Merry Christmas

2007-12-25T12:40:00.000Z

As you may have noticed, today is the 25th of December. This happens to be the day that Jesus was born. So in celebration, a fat man in a red suit comes down our chimneys and places expensive goods under prosthetic trees in our front rooms. Festive.

On a serious note, I'd like to thank everybody who has read my blog, watched my videos and left comments over the past year.

I hope Santa brought you all something nice.

Merry Christmas to all fellow head-doctors.

Two More Sleeps Left

2007-12-23T17:29:00.000Z

Have this early Christmas present

The Self Preservation Building Society

2007-12-19T19:37:00.000Z

I used to love this old NatWest ad that was on the telly a few years ago.

Take a gander at it for yourselves.

Send Me Your Poop

2007-12-19T17:48:00.000Z

In a new part of Bocketroom, I'll be asking viewers to send in their photos, drawings and pieces of text to be showcased in an episode.

If you will like to contribute to Bocketroom, please send your poop to sendmeyourpoop@googlemail.com.

(PS Bocketroom starts in July next year, plenty of time to start sending poop)

Please send me your poop, and have a Merry Christmas.

Wiik Competition

2007-12-12T20:55:00.000Z

I haven't been paying attention to other blogs recently, so I was really shocked to see that the Chinese have ripped off the Wii.

There it is, in all it's horror, compared to the fantastic Wii.

As far as I know, it includes twelve rip-off games such as "Happy Tennis" and "Free Craps".

I personally don't think it is a dent on the Wii, a great console with online capabilities and a range of great games.

That's about it. Have this Vii ad.

And have a look on the electronics in the Vii's casing.

PS. I forgot to mention it's made by Chintendo.

I Miss the Nineties

2007-12-09T16:44:00.000Z

I miss music like this.

I miss disgusting things like this.

I miss weird things like this.

I miss interviews like this.

Overall, I miss The Word

Bocketroomy Advertisey

2007-12-09T13:25:00.000Z

NSFW, due to swearies.

More bluescreenies

2007-12-08T13:48:00.000Z

I got some of DaveSpencer's videos together, and mashed them together in this bluescreen video.

Notice my new YouTube account.

Buswatching is the new trainspotting

2007-12-04T17:55:00.001Z

I take the bus into Newcastle almost every weekend, taking the bus from my tiny village of Red Row, all the way to Haymarket Bus Station. DaveSpencer32, who is 55, has spent a considerate amount of time visiting major cities around the world filming buses.

Including Newcastle, here.

If you want to buy Dave's DVD, you can at pmpvideo.com.

Microwaves + Flammable Items = YouTube Material

2007-12-02T21:05:00.000Z

I like microwaves. They heat things, like Rustlers burgers, and soup. They're good. They're also good when fireworks, wool and other things are placed in them, proven in these videos.

California vs Washington Half-Time Show

2007-12-02T20:54:00.001Z

Old as the hills yet still so incredibly awesome.

A must-see for Nintendo fans.

iPhone :: Second Opinion

2007-12-01T17:41:00.000Z

Today I went to Newcastle, visiting every Carphone Warehouse and O2 store, setting my face as the wallpaper on every iPhone on display. During this bit of tom-foolery, I had a little play with the devices, and have to correct my previous post.

So, here we go.

HEAD-DOCTOR'S FULLY FLEDGED REAL OPINION ON THE APPLE IPHONE

I'll split this into separate sections, one for every part of the iPhone*. Let's start off with

SAFARI

Apple state they have put a full internet browser on the iPhone. And they're correct. I checked my blog on the iPhone, and I could not believe that Apple put my crappy little blog onto the iPhone. The text looked sleek and I loved how you could just zoom into paragraphs by tapping. I seriously would want the iPhone for Safari alone.

MAIL

The iPhones on display didn't have the Mail function, but a nice O2 worker had one in his pocket and gave me a little demo on how his iPhone works well with Gmail. His sister was in Spain on holiday and took a photo of her daughter with a BlackBerry and emailed it over to him. The simplicity was remarkable.

IPOD

"The iPhone is the best iPod ever", Apple claims. I'm not too sure about that. It's a little bit fiddly at the beginning, and it's still fiddly at the end. Yes, it works, but I had about ten people asking me how I got Green Day on it. Even when I showed them how to do it, nobody could grasp it that well. Instead of dials and arrows, Apple could have at least labeled them "Volume" and "Back".

SMS

I have seen a countless number of blogs slamming the iPhone's keyboard, and how they can't touch the correct keys, and how the spell check doesn't help. Well, they're wrong. I might be saying this because I have really thin fingers, but I typed with ease. And when I (deliberately) mis-spelled a word, the spell check gave me the correct word straight away. The same goes for NOTES and a part of SAFARI.

YOUTUBE

And finally, I love the YouTube app. To test it, I thought no better video than Star Wars Kid (I feel some people may be upset with this decision). I loved the full screen option and the quality was excellent (in YouTube terms)

SO... THE CONCLUSION IS...

I am now Stephen Fry.

*the bits I tested

On Turkish petrol stations and beauty

2007-11-29T19:58:00.000Z

Following up on the last post, a beautiful ad for Petrol Ofisi. (in Turkish)

(in green because it's not that beautiful)

Petrol Oflutti

2007-11-29T19:52:00.000Z

Out of the very small bit of Turkey I visited earlier this year, I came across about thirty petrol stations on the way to the hotel from the airport. Twenty or so of them were Petrol Ofisi sites (three of them were within 500 yds of each other on a motorway).

Although, in a country filled with oil and money, I never encountered something as beautiful as this.

(it's lovely, so it's in blue)

Beckham hates cancer kids?

2007-11-25T19:29:00.000Z

I'm not sure. He could obviously hear the woman and could have at least spent two minutes or so with them.

In other news, I am eating a pie.

Dark comedy fans, come hither

2007-11-25T15:24:00.000Z

Gather around this YouTube playlist I'm compiling. It seems a bit weak right now, but I'm adding stuff all the time to it.

Enjoys.

Excuse Me Ma’am, I Have Eaten Your Poodle

2007-11-24T23:50:00.001Z

SCENE 1. INT. CORNER SHOP. DAY.

MRS McFLUFFY FACE ENTERS THE SHOP, OWNED BY MR PONCEFLAPS. McFLUFFY IS A POSH, STUCK-UP LADY, WHO LIVES IN A MANSION NEARBY. SHE DRESSES IN A VICTORIAN FASHION, WITH PURPLE/VIOLET HAT AND VELVET COAT.

PONCEFLAPS IS A TWO FOOT TALL GENTLEMAN, BALD AND THIRTY STONE OVERWEIGHT. HE LOOKS LIKE A FULLY SHAVEN SANTA CLAUS, WHO HAS BEEN FLATTENED BY A SPERM WHALE.

McFLUFFY APPROACHES PONCEFLAPS, WHO IS STANDING EARGERLY AT THE SHOP COUNTER.

PONCEFLAPS:

Excuse me Ma'am, I have eaten your poodle.

THE CURTAIN FALLS.

New YouTube embed colours

2007-11-20T18:27:00.000Z

Ooooh, YouTube has a nice shiny embed design. Again. This time, they've introduced new colour schemes, which seems to be a good idea. I'm going to adopt this for the blog.

For example:
Really sick and NSFW videos, like this one of a boy eating dog poo, has a red display.

And this one, of a quality moment in TV history, is in a nice calm green.

Remember this?

2007-11-20T18:05:00.000Z

Pretention and art

2007-11-19T19:07:00.000Z

Blunty3000, the guy who I sampled in my bluescreen video, has some strong views on pretentious art teachers that have to be heard.

More Bocketroom coming soon?

2007-11-18T09:40:00.001Z

I sure hope so.

I've been testing out some blue screen stuff in Movie Maker as a sort of "here's what's on later on the show" bit.

It's a little bit messy at the beginning and at the end (and generally throughout the video), but that's Movie Maker for you.

What do you think

Click To Play

How to Make Garfield Funny

2007-11-17T21:38:00.000Z

I've came across this little forum who have photoshopped Garfield comic strips to a point where they become completely random. So random, it's rendered the comic funny.

Here are some of my personal favourites:

edit - some more here. not too keen on the mirrored ones.

Sex etc.

2007-11-12T21:51:00.000Z

A little Facebook app here that is gauranteed to grow bigger.

Get Free Condoms on Facebook

The main gist is to sign up to offers (DVD rental trials, poker websites) and get "Bangin' Bucks" to spend in the condom store.

I'm gonna give it a try, and post the results up here.

edit - fixed the link. every click gets me some jams. yay!

Oh yes!

2007-11-11T19:58:00.000Z

What are you doing on Thursday night?

I'll tell you what!

iPhone this, something else that

2007-11-11T13:53:00.001Z

So the iPhone was released in the UK on Friday. On upon seeing it for the first time revolving in a small cylindrical glass case in San Francisco eleven months ago, I knew that it would be a huge thing. I also knew that I wanted it. And that it would be at an extortionate price.

I'm not going to a Stephen
Fry delve deep into why I adore the device so much and why I want to make love to it (imagine that, through the headphone socket? That's awful), but I will do a Stewie Griffin, and give it a compliment sandwich instead.

THE MULTI-TOUCH SCREEN IS A GREAT ORIGINAL IDEA

Who'd have thought it? A huge touch screen instead of fiddly plastic buttons that are too small and too closely placed together is a good idea. Not the best of ideas, as I'll say later on, but better than a crappy cheap plastic thing.

THE MULTI-TOUCH SCREEN IS SOMETIMES CRAP

Before you start saying, hey, you've contradicted yourself, you stupid self-contradicting fool, I said above that it is a good original idea. But it does have flaws. Sometimes it becomes very easy to make mistakes if you're in a hurry, and sometimes the predictive text won't work as well either. But that's just like a normal mobile, you'll make a mistake and the predictive text can screw a sentence up. But some people may get irate after a while and do a John Dvorak.

THE ENTIRE INTERNET IN YOUR POCKET

How handy is that? The whole internet, in a beautiful web browser, all in your hand. I could really do with something like that for when I'm on the bus or Metro doing my "special pointless errands". And because I have high speed Wi-Fi in my house, I'd use it more than my laptop.

THE EDGE NETWORK ONLY COVERS 20% OF THE UK

Yes, it covers part of the area I live in, like some of the bus route and a little bit of the Metro route too. But if I was to go down the country or go up past the Scottish border, the EDGE network probably won't cover that area. And if it does, it'll be painfully slow. A guy called Joey from Indianapolis talked about his BlackBerry that uses the same AT&T EDGE network as the US iPhones, and he did not like it.

YOUTUBE WIDGET

This is genius. All the content of YouTube full screen on the beautiful multi-touch display. The ability to log in with your YouTube account and add videos to your favourites is great. In this Apple video, we see footage of a bunch of men attempting to jump a river on mountain bikes just shows you how endless YouTube is.

NO FLASH PLUG-IN

This is where the iPhone lets itself down severely. Although you can have as many YouTube videos as possible, you cannot access Vimeo or LiveVideo, which is pretty bad. At least the Wii contained a version of the Flash plug-in so we could use websites more efficiently, instead of no version of it leaving you annoyed and hairless.

And those are my views on the iPhone.

Not exactly a compliment sandwich, more of a compliment Big Mac.

Oh wow

2007-11-11T13:10:00.001Z

I haven't done a post in a while, so this is to let you know I still care.

It's like forgetting that you really need to do a massive shit you've been holding in for a week.

But now it's there.

If anyone cares, I'm typing and publishing this in Word. Oh wows.

I Zeldom Care

2007-10-30T19:10:00.000Z

I am halfway through completing Twilight Princess, and I have to say it is the most fun game I have every played.

But I can't help to want to see the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, or use a walkthrough to speed up the journey to reach the end prize.

But it seems as though the end prize is a huge trail of credits, interspersed with footage of many stunning views of Hyrule.

If you are still playing Zelda and don't want anything ruining your gameplay experience, DO NOT PLAY THE VIDEO BELOW.

Frank You Very Much

2007-10-30T18:05:00.000Z

Ze Frank, the genius he is, has made a love song. Animated by Alyssa Timon.

Click To Play

If you're not aware of Ze's work, here's a few episodes of his video blog that ran for a year called "The Show".

Click To Play

YouTube are a bunch of tools

2007-10-30T17:34:00.000Z

So much has happened in my absence. YouTube, the complete set of arse heads, deleted my account, therefore wiping all my videos. A whole year of work down the toilet.

Ta. Ta very much, wankers.

I Heart Encrypted Messages

2007-10-30T17:26:00.000Z

Are the new readers gone yet?

Read that message with this.

What the Crock?!

2007-10-10T20:02:00.000+01:00

This web is in all a tizzy over this video of Chris Crocker dancing at a gay club.

Simply horrifying, I think you'll agree.

(Pssst... if you want to see his crudely censored pee-wee, click here. NSFW!)

Do you have Computerlove?

2007-10-06T19:39:00.000+01:00

Here's a little gem that I rather like, filled with rather random art and interesting design concepts. It's called Computerlove, and if you like my blog, you'll love Computerlove.

Check it out today and let the bods blow your mind away.

Anus! Aaaaaaaaanussss!

2007-10-05T18:51:00.001+01:00

Remember the 24th November. You bloody well will after this!

Oh Christ

2007-10-04T20:28:00.000+01:00

You have to read this. I hope it's not true.

Psst... make your own over here.

Chris Crocker - The Well Planned and Laid Out Blog Entry

2007-10-03T18:50:00.001+01:00

Chris Crocker famously said he came out of his mother's vagina holding his nose in a video describing when he "came out". I, like many other people in this world, think that Mrs Crocker is a smart arsed bastard and should be shot several times in the face. But that is a very vague reason of hating a person, because just by saying that I haven't gone into the context of the reasons. So, sit down on your favourite swirly office chair and let the hate begin.

Crockface lives with his grandmother, who I have total sympathy for. Hearing all this swearing and having her make up stolen all the time must get to her. I know family is family and that she loves Chris but she must get tired after a while. So reason one for hating Crocker is:

1. ANNOYING HIS POOR GRANDMA

Crockface is a pretender, always pretending, acting and lying. He models himself as a woman all the time, but he is unbelievably sexist. And not just jokingly sexist, I'm talking about really outrageously sexist. From pregnancy to periods, Crockface is a rude crude motherlover when it comes to hating on the girls.

2. BLOODY SEXIST

His facial features are changing all the time and have characteristics of animals. For example, here's some animal faces Chris has pulled in the past few videos he has uploaded.

3. BLATANTLY COPIES ANIMALS

Just like his hideously mangled face, his hairdo changes like a traffic light. Either that or he has a wig for every day.

4. HAIR HAIR HAIR

Crockface has hissy fits all the time similar to those what a toddler would do after he had peed himself. He doesn't just throw a wobbler, but he screams and screams and screams until his eyes nearly burst. He once stated that if anything bad happened to love of his life Britney Spears, he would jump off the nearest building and hit the ground leading to obvious death.

5. PATHETICALLY BABYISH
6. RIDICULOUSLY SUICIDAL

BRITNEY SPEARS! HE IS THE NUMBER ONE GREATES FAN OF BRITNEY SPEARS AND MUST BE MURDERED FOR THAT VERY FACT! How can anyone of any religion, race, age or state of mind like Britney Spears to so much of a state where they make their own shrine of photographs of her. It doesn't make sense, much like Crockface. Actually, thinking of it now, the only person who could like Britney must be in the same mental state as Britney. Hmmm...

7. LIKES BRITNEY BECAUSE HE IS EXACTLY LIKE BRITNEY

And I think that just about clears up why I hate Crocker. You could also count the fact he uploads shit and is a complete nutcase, but meh.

Uploaded 32 Minutes Ago

2007-10-03T17:50:00.001+01:00

ROUND TWO
*ding ding ding*

Uploaded 33 Minutes Ago

2007-10-03T17:48:00.000+01:00

Words cannot explain this. Just watch.

Frames an' that

2007-09-29T22:44:00.001+01:00

A piece of spam

2007-09-29T19:13:00.001+01:00

This is a piece of spam I recieved.

Weirdly, it's not addressed to my email address.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Hollis Irvin <jborozinski@apair.com>
Date: 20 Sep 2007 11:38
Subject: woryv
To: chocolateabducter@googlemail.com

XIII. The Route to the North
Columbuses or Gamas, ever pass,
Bronze the sky, with no
A matter of getting all that right . . .
their bellies, they're out cold, instantaneously
Archangel Winter, darkness on his back
Billows the fog, cloaks
The purest form is always the one
Preface to the 1948 Edition
Or by the loud hand of painting, always puts.
Preface to the 1970 Edition
Yes. The obvious
XVII. Greenland
The face of a Quos ego),
and chaste, lovely as lakes to the retired men
Appear to lift up from the lake;
I've drifted somewhat from the distant heart
People might see to be the opening
At four, the spectators leave in pairs, off

And even funnier, it doesn't make sense.

Jog Your Memories/Mammories*

2007-09-29T19:01:00.000+01:00

Here's one of GD Production's most popular series, Calvin the nerd.

*delete as applicable

Ten Months Later

2007-09-29T18:52:00.000+01:00

GD Productions are back! And what better way to do a comeback with a rockin' music video?

BBConchords

2007-09-27T17:34:00.001+01:00

Good news!

Flight of the Conchords is now being televised on BBC Four in the UK!

More info on the Beeb site.

The King of the Divan

2007-09-27T16:39:00.000+01:00

A little bit of Europop here. Belgian punk Plastic Bertrand sings in... French.

LYRICS!
ICHOONS!

Oh, snApple!

2007-09-25T16:10:00.001+01:00

Well, the launch date of the UK iPhone* has been confirmed by Steve Jobs, and one will certainly be on my Christmas list (actally, it's the only thing on the list) and I am literally pissing my pants for the phone. Apple have made some UK version adverts (with no Mitchell and Webb) and are parading O2 from the rooftops.

I really cannot wait!

*Nov 19th

Drama gasp

2007-09-25T16:01:00.000+01:00

I hate documentaries containing a large slab of CCTV footage showing some car crashes and how they narrowly avoid people of importance, such as the Pope.

Like this example here (the only question is, how can he claim $5million at a petrol station?)

Danish Bacon

2007-09-22T11:07:00.000+01:00

Another remnant of my early childhood, the Danish Techno Billy band Cartoons, with their legendary single Witch Doctor.

Non-Europeans, observe.

EDIT - I've found out the Cartoons are still going, eight years on from them "disappearing". They've passed three albums and a tour of Denmark under my nose. I'm a bit naffed off.

(Pop Stars + Wardrobes) - Crushers = MOM

2007-09-20T19:06:00.000+01:00

A piece of Saturday morning TV I remember fondly here. A little magic trick on MOM featuring Busted and wardrobes.

Gr8 Cake

2007-09-20T18:48:00.000+01:00

I love telly. Especially telly that is broadcast every Saturday morning. Now Saturday morning programming seems to be dead and buried, here's Blue crack pot Lee Ryan hurling a cake up a wall in Ministry of Mayhem.

On the other hand...

2007-09-19T19:16:00.000+01:00

Chris Crocker has some good views. Except for the last five seconds.

He MEANS It

2007-09-19T19:04:00.000+01:00

I'm sure you've all seen this video of a 19 year old called Chris Crocker crying about Britney Spears.

Apparently, in an earlier video, he said he would commit suicide if anything bad happened to Britney.

Hmmmm...

Farting fart fart

2007-09-16T09:58:00.000+01:00

I don't want to get too morbid today, so here's some Dutch people talking a load of bollocks.

Colin McRae dead in chopper crash

2007-09-16T09:43:00.000+01:00

Can anybody clarify that this is true? I have news 24 on full blast and I'm searching through all the news pages, and it's like looking at a yo yo. One paper says that he is feared dead, the other says he is dead. Can anybody give proof that this has happened?

I just hope it hasn't.

Conveyor Belt Hero

2007-09-15T20:26:00.000+01:00

I've landed at Newcastle airport many times before, but I've never witnessed an occurance as strange as this.

Taccy Dream

2007-09-13T19:21:00.001+01:00

I have some views...

2007-09-13T17:02:00.001+01:00

Some people may not agree with them though.

Track this debate. It may not go down well.

Titty-pinions

2007-09-13T16:35:00.000+01:00

This person has things to say.

Thing is, she can't say them clearly.

Bocketroom - 13th September 2007

2007-09-13T16:25:00.001+01:00

Fast Talking Short Sporter

2007-09-13T16:19:00.000+01:00

Me talking fast whilst sporting some shorts.

Come to... Aaaargh!

2007-09-12T20:28:00.000+01:00

A rather terrifying performance of Come to Daddy for you here (as if it wasn't scary enough) performed by the Dillinger Escape Plan.

Eye Pain

2007-09-12T19:57:00.000+01:00

Maree hurts my eye. Ouchy.

Lumpy bump

2007-09-11T16:43:00.000+01:00

Here's another one for you, since I'm getting in the swing of things.

A bump in a ceiling caused by water damage. Nice.

Totally legless

2007-09-11T16:39:00.001+01:00

Plumbers in Dorset have unearthed a stash of prosthetic legs under someone's floorboards left over from the previous owner of the house.

Little Richard crashes... again!

2007-09-11T16:31:00.000+01:00

Silly Richard Hammond crashed another car, but left the wreckage unharmed.

More here.

Roller Coaster Tycoon - Psycho Edition

2007-09-10T19:28:00.000+01:00

I love this little video, because three things appeal to me.

1. It's pointlessly destructive.
2. It features roller coasters.
3. It's computerised.

Conchord, not Concorde

2007-09-10T16:21:00.000+01:00

I have recently "discovered" an American HBO delight about a band from New Zealand called Flight of the Conchords.

Basically, Jermaine Clement and Bret McKenzie travel to America (either because they've been kicked out of New Zealand or they're looking for a new life) and sing a hell of a lot of songs. And many, if not all, a bloody hilarious.

And, my personal favourite:

I have one hundred noses

2007-09-09T20:46:00.000+01:00

A very pointless video here, featuring a man with his wrist in a cast. He has three things that you will never have.

And...

2007-09-09T19:14:00.001+01:00

Talking about shredding...

Risk it For a Biscuit

2007-09-09T18:44:00.000+01:00

I'm really starting to miss Saturday morning TV, since TMi really isn't appealing to me. I mean proper TV, like the first series of the BBC version of Saturday Show. But none of the weak crap with Angellica Bell and whatshisface who now presents Experimental, I mean the good stuff with Dani Behr and Joe Mace*. The kind of programme which can make kids cry.

EXAMPLE:
A nice cruel game called Risk. The rules are quite simple, take in a prized possession when you visit the Saturday Show studio, get picked to play the game and then choose to risk your fluffy teddy bear you have had since you were a newborn for a signed Backstreet Boys toilet seat cover.

You will then have your poor stuffed bear stuck on a conveyor belt, heading straight towards a metal chute with six circular saws sticking through it in a cartoon-esque style.

You then have to complete a wire maze, spelled out in the word "RiSK". If you finish it within the time limit, Winnie the Pooh will be taken off the belt and you will also win the crapper cover.

If you don't, a grim end will come to Pooh.

*I didn't mind the Fearne Cotton series, mainly because it was Fearne Cotton.

Spinning

2007-09-08T09:58:00.000+01:00

Gold ol' Where's The Brain's went and did it again! He's perfected the art of GarageBand in this rather fantastically catchy song about a Zelda character. Take a peek for yourself.

T-Shirts, prints and other stuff too...

2007-09-08T09:48:00.000+01:00

If you don't want a copy of Spam, that's OK. It is your choice to get one, just like it is to click on this link, browse through some posters, shirts, mugs and stickers I have made and buy a few.

For those who DO want a copy of Spam, I will be selling them via eBay or Amazon. Don't hold your breath, though.

Spam Ram

2007-09-07T17:04:00.000+01:00

CD updates!!! I am now taking orders for my lovely sex-ariffic album that will be released at a later unspecified date (announced shortly). If you wish to place a pre-order please drop me a line at chocolateflannel@googlemail.com and stick in the subject line "I want a copy of Spam". I will be selling the CDs at about £4.99 and postage around about £1. The copies won't be professionally produced ('cause it's spam!) but they will play well.

A little treat, you get one track free, track twelve!

head-doctor

TV

Lonely Swedish

Tom Green's Subway Monkey Hour

Glenn Beck squirming his way through an interview

First post for 2009

Moses the Chair

Children are Kids

Camera Tossing

Ya

I Want This Shirt

Japanese Poopage

Pacman Chases

I'm on Twitter!

Saturday

The Worst Spy Ever

You Can't Text Message Breakup

ASDA Crawling

Hello again.

This is hilarious

Just to pass even MORE time!!!

Just to pass the time until I come back...

Shredding a Top-Up Card

Blunty3000 vs News.

Dramatic Beanie

What I Did Yesterday

As serious as a sleeping puppy

bocketroom - thursday 3rd january 2008 - heinz

bocketroom - wednesday 2nd january 2008 - elastic bands

Hello there

Merry Christmas

Two More Sleeps Left

The Self Preservation Building Society

Send Me Your Poop

Wiik Competition

I Miss the Nineties

Bocketroomy Advertisey

More bluescreenies

Buswatching is the new trainspotting

Microwaves + Flammable Items = YouTube Material

California vs Washington Half-Time Show

iPhone :: Second Opinion

On Turkish petrol stations and beauty

Petrol Oflutti

Beckham hates cancer kids?

Dark comedy fans, come hither

Excuse Me Ma’am, I Have Eaten Your Poodle

New YouTube embed colours

Remember this?

Pretention and art

More Bocketroom coming soon?

How to Make Garfield Funny

Sex etc.

Oh yes!

iPhone this, something else that

Oh wow

I Zeldom Care

Frank You Very Much

YouTube are a bunch of tools

I Heart Encrypted Messages

What the Crock?!

Do you have Computerlove?

Anus! Aaaaaaaaanussss!

Oh Christ

Chris Crocker - The Well Planned and Laid Out Blog Entry

Uploaded 32 Minutes Ago

Uploaded 33 Minutes Ago

Frames an' that

A piece of spam

Jog Your Memories/Mammories*

Ten Months Later

BBConchords

The King of the Divan

Oh, snApple!

Drama *gasp*

Danish Bacon

(Pop Stars + Wardrobes) - Crushers = MOM

Gr8 Cake

On the other hand...

He MEANS It

Drama gasp