Tom Green's Subway Monkey Hour

It's always a pleasure for me to see Tom Green acting like an idiot. Some kind person has uploaded his entire Subway Monkey Hour MTV special onto YouTube in five portions. Watch, then watch again.

Glenn Beck squirming his way through an interview

A funny little video here brought to my attention via Charlie Brooker's Twitter feed of Fox News anchor Glenn Beck trying his best not to answer a question is visibly uncomfortable about. Watch him deal with it in a Ron Burgundy kind of way.

First post for 2009

Hello everyone, this is my first update here for 2009.

Shame it's late September though :(

I'll try to update this blog a bit more than every year or so, so keep reading head-doctor.

Moses the Chair

Me and my friend Brian were flicking through IKEA UK's online catalogue looking for furniture with amazingly silly names when we came across this...



This chair has the mother of all stupid names. IKEA called it Moses. In a time where political incorrectness and making fun of religion is frowned upon, IKEA thought it would have been a great idea to name a dull chair after a character in the Bible (not that I believe in that gibberish or anything ;D).

Oh well, if you want you can buy the chair here. Ta-ra!

Children are Kids

I haven't posted in a while, so don't give me a whole guilt trip about how much I should update this.

Anyway, in my absence, I have been watching music videos.

Enjoy this little fan-made video for Kids by MGMT.

Camera Tossing

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I Want This Shirt

This is the Wi-Fi Detecting T-Shirt, which would have been really handy on my recent trip to Belgium, where I constantly got my laptop out, searched for hot spots to no avail, put the computer way and repeated the same process ten minutes later.


I love its little blue bars is framed in the screen of a white MacBook. I also love how they've managed to get so much out of a piece of fabric you can drape over yourself. It's a brilliant shirt! It's also great because it can detect speeds of 802.11 b/g (which is what my laptop is on), so whenever my chest starts to glow bright blue, I know that I can watch some crap Renetto's waffling about on YouTube.

If you would like the shirt, go here to Firebox UK and get your own super-duper wowzer bowzer Wi-Fi Detecting T-Shirt (but don't make them go out of stock, I want one too!).

Japanese Poopage

I've came across a little Japanese animated gem on YouTube entitled "How to poop".


It's sick, twisted, bizarre stuff that makes you wonder what the hell the animators were thinking at the time of making it.

Seeing that most of the world's population doesn't speak fluent Japanese, some nice kind English-speaking person has translated the weird cartoon for us, but not that accurately. This translation actually makes you wonder which parts have been properly translated, and which bits are a joke...


For those of you who are currently in work, here is the correct etiquette for taking a plop at the office.

EDIT - Something even more disgustingly warped, in the same cartoon series. This time, our very regular tiger friend visits a department store, and leaves one turd short.

Pacman Chases