So, as Mr Time tows in 2007 just like a caravan, we shall reflect on what's happened this year. A whale swam to London, John Prescott got passionate and Kate Moss played a fiver like a nose trumpet. Or was that 2005? Who know, all I know is that 2006 is now my all time favourite year. I'd like to thank you all for reading my blog, many of you read it because I force you to, but anyway thank you so much for dedicating a few minutes everyday to read my verbal crap. Let's hope that 2007 brings new BBC 2 idents because I'm getting really sick of those yellow 2s and I'm sure everybody else is. But, thank you again, remember, Green Chicken is going to be put into production next year, not sure when, but it won't be too long. And that wraps up 2006, bye bye and watch Jools Holland tonight as he's counting in the new year on BBC 2. I watch it EVERY year, despite the annoying yellow 2s. So, last word of 2006, ploppy.
Sunday, December 31, 2006
Friday, December 29, 2006
Would you Adam and believe it, there's something wrong with the blog.
If you've just been assaulted by a million pop-ups telling you about the warnings of Activex, I'm sorry. It's all because there are too many video posts on the blog. Shock horror.
Well, so what?
Activex isn't a virus. It wont damage your computer. It's just an added nuisance.
Posted by Harry at 12:41:00 pm
Thursday, December 28, 2006
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Yeah, I'm getting all downloady over your ass. More Coke and Mentos you can handle and it's only Day 2! I love horse, I really really do. I just hope you enjoy this one, despite how simple it is. It's one of the ones where someone goes into their street and performs the stunt my dropping one or two in a value pack of Pepsi. Still, the most simple turn out to be the best.
Posted by Harry at 4:10:00 pm
The third video in Coke and Mentos Week, a little treat for the nerdy podcast subscribers. This time, Phuong and his children put Mentos in some Pepsi, as he shows you at the beginning. Note the bizarre music. Now if you don't mind, I'm watching the IT Crowd upstairs. Leave me alone until the morn.
Posted by Harry at 3:51:00 pm
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Oh no. It's not one video per day. I'm gonna bang out several videos of Coke and Mentos experiments for you everyday, all this week. This one includes two guys, one dressed like a nerd, inserting about 30 Mentos into a bottle of Diet Coke using a HUGE copper tube.
Posted by Harry at 12:47:00 pm
Something nerdy for the podcast viewers. That's right, Coke and Mentos week. A whole week dedicated to the biggest waste of bandwith ever. As if the podcast didn't have enough Coca-Cola references in it. I just like looking at the kid with the summer shirt's face on after the eruption. It looks like he thinks he's at the scene of a serious crime. Oh well, enjoy. Coke and Mentos, part uno.
Posted by Harry at 10:25:00 am
Lunatim makes Rube Goldberg machines, little contraptions built with household items like matchsticks and pens, then releases them to the world by the power of the web. This video isn't really classed as a Rube Goldberg, more or less "kinetic art", or to some, domino effect experiments. This one isn't like any other I've seen, despite it's small size. It's really, quite brilliant.
Posted by Harry at 9:45:00 am
Donal and his gang have made us two Christmas videos and put them on YouTube. Which is nice to know that they never forget about their viewers.
Here's video one.
And would you believe it, here's video two.
Nice but odd. If you want to, make a video message to someone you love on your webcam, put it on YouTube and send me the link. I might even put it up here.
Posted by Harry at 9:06:00 am
Monday, December 25, 2006
Hello, if you didn't know, it's Christmas Day. If you did know, I hope you got everything you asked for and more. If you are really excited an want to get bored really soon, click here for the Queen's Christmas Podcast. Nice. You know I'll be watching it, on TV and my iPod.
So, what did you get? Mail me and tell me. You know my email address. I got two pairs of Vans, a Handycam, a webcam and a lot of DVDs with good good video things on them.
Here's some nonsense.
End of nonsense session.
I'm now going to look for stupid videos on Google to put on the podcast, but I WILL ask for permission before using their video.
I might even do a blog, seeing as I now have the correct apparatus.
I may even be as huge as Rocketboom.
Posted by Harry at 2:39:00 pm
Saturday, December 23, 2006
When I saw this on the Wikipedia homepage today I said "What?!"
I never knew someone had all the time to write about all 493 fictional species of Pokémon and and the 0 non-fictional species of Pokémon.
Might I suggest to them to get a life and stop eating so much pizza and drinking so much Dr. Pepper.
Posted by Harry at 11:28:00 pm
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
I like Habbo. I like Habbo. La la la la la.
I really like the help centre rooms they have. They really DO help you with some of the most perculiar of problems.
For example, type "I need a poo". And they do their best to give you helpful results.
Then wait a few minutes then type "Too late".
And then you'll notice there's a fellow idiot in the room with you.
And that feels welcoming.
Posted by Harry at 5:55:00 pm
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Monday, December 18, 2006
Friday, December 15, 2006
Wow, that tile was long.
Here's the link for the story.
Hope you enjoy it.
Posted by Harry at 5:37:00 pm
This is a teaser I have made for Green Chicken. I hope you like it and might even pay for downloads when we make it.
Some ideas we have for Green Chicken are Thumbs Up Man, of which his name explains himself. We are even thinking of asking the school to screen the new episode of Green Chicken every Friday, when it's released.
If you would like to contribute to the production funds of Green Chicken, please click the PayPal button on the sidebar. If not, please download the episode.
Anyway, here's the video.
Green Chicken Ad on Vimeo
Posted by Harry at 4:48:00 pm
Thursday, December 14, 2006
I'll say it again.
Green Chicken is an internet TV show with me Wayne and Matty (Stanton, of course). It will be COMPLETELY random, will feature Wayne smashing things (yes, even though once said smashing things and putting them online was pointless), somedy sketches, experiments (including pouring as much Radox into a vacuum cleaner as possible) and a "Matty Talks" section, in which Matty Talks.
So, Green Chicken. If there was ever a chicken so green, it'd be Green Chicken.
I even love saying Green Chicken.
Posted by Harry at 5:39:00 pm
Friday, December 08, 2006
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
I'd just like to remind you all that the Ugly Piczo competition is still running.
If this is the first you've heard of it, let me explain on how to answer in a *drumroll* LIST.
1. Make a new page on your Piczo.
2. Make it ugly with ugly pictures and ugly music and eurgh.
3. Make it more ugly.
4. And even more.
5. Click this.
6. Put "Ugly" in the subject.
7. Put in a link directing me to your hideous page.
8. Wait until the competition is over.
9. Read the winners post on this very site you are reading right now.
10. If you win, party.
11. If you are a runner up, hug yourself.
12. If I didn't even mention you, you are unlucky.
Oooh! And better news is that I have extended the deadline!
THE DEADLINE IS NOW 3RD JANUARY 2007.
Go and get ugly!!!
Posted by Harry at 11:43:00 am
Sunday, December 03, 2006
GD Productions makes movies. It is true indeed. GD Productions is made up of George Hopkins and Dominick Allen, but if they used their surnames as initials it would've been HA Productions.
But still, they make funny stuff.
They tell you how to have fun with chairs.
They make music videos.
And they even make comical video blogs.
So, you might want to see more of their work by clicking this poop. You might even want to spread out their work and make them become a worldwide phenomenon.
GO ON AND DO IT!
Posted by Harry at 12:10:00 pm
Just look at it.
It's like the most hideous Piczo site I've ever seen.
This has got me thinking. Ze Frank had an ugly MySpace competition so I'm gonna run an ugly Piczo competition. You don't need to change your entire site, just make one new page, name it "You So Ugly", decorate it with ugly stuff, uglify it more, do it again some more, then email it to me by clicking clicky and put Ugly as the subject.
You have until Sunday 17th December to do this, that's a good two weeks.
You might even get a present, an entire movie plus song made about you.
Plus a goodie bag, Christmas card and a video message.
Posted by Harry at 12:44:00 am
Yes, Chloe's party is over and I'll be providing videos and pictures after my sleep.
I also heard the lot were hassled by a group of Amble chavs when I left. I saw them when I walked past the fish shop and they shouted "You know everthing!!" and "Gay boy!!".
Oh, and I had to take John Paul home.
Posted by Harry at 12:30:00 am
Saturday, December 02, 2006
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Early July of this year meant that we had our little Russian friend Kristina over to get her annual respite from the strong air pollution of Belarus post Chernobyl. As her scrawny person jumped off the organised coach opposite a Blyth church we embraced her and introduced her to some gifts - one of which was a Nike handbag that she fell in love with.
Becasue this was a sunny summer evening in Britain we were all starving so we decided to head down to our local McDonald's to get some Western tuck in the form of fries, Big Macs and a couple of Happy Meals for the kiddies.
When we arrived we couldn't help to laugh at the fact that everyone who has Russian orphans over every year decided to go to McDonald's so this little food cottage was jam packed with Russian (and English) children.
So I got Kristina and my sister Maree to a table and we decided to do the blow straws joke and fired the empty straw packets halfway across the restaurant and into somebody's ketchup. I tried blowing three in one go and it resulted in something similar to fireworks. So I laughed.
But then we got bored so we went into the Party area of McDonald's and I got the girls some colouring pages of Ronald McDonald. There weren't any wax crayons in the little plactic box thing but luckily we had already got Kristina a pack of fifty felt-tip pens.
This is when we were called over by my mam and dad to have our dinner.
Posted by Harry at 11:33:00 pm
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
What happened about David Blaine, I haven't heard a thing about him since the Rocketboom episode last week."
If that's what you're thinking, don't worry. He only got a lack of publicity, which is what he needs (not saying that charity is a bad thing). But there are some news stories trumpeting the news of his success, such as the Beeb and err...
No one else.
Do you have any David Blaine links? Mail them to firstname.lastname@example.org
You may even want to add me to MSN.
Posted by Harry at 4:16:00 pm
Monday, November 27, 2006
Oh yes. God bless it.
Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia that sometimes pretends to be a real encyclopedia can come up with some funny results if you look for them. Such as the origin to the Nokia Tune.
So, I came up with another handy dandy list because I like them. You might like this list too. I'll try to add different stuff for you. I like you.
1. Ask.com - Formerly Ask Jeeves. Has a nice little bit of the development (if any) of Jeeves over the years.
2. Templeton Faceman Peck - All about the A-Team character of the same name. I only put it there because it was pointless.
3. Morrissey - All about the singer. Only because I'm seeing him in a few weeks.
4. Paul O'Grady - Because I can hear his voice on downstairs at full blast.
5. Ville Valo - Because I know some people would like to read about him.
6. Zildjian - All about the world famous cymbal manufacturers.
7. The Big Breakfast - About the old morning TV show. Interesting to find out that there was a fire in the cottage used for filming eight months after Big Breakfast had stopped.
END OF LIST. I NEED TO EAT NOW.
Posted by Harry at 5:22:00 pm
Friday, November 24, 2006
Little old Head-Doctor has provided you with many things to unbore yourself. In a handy dandy list. Oooooh.
1. Ze Frank has a little list with some funny things to do when you're bored in an office - clicky.
2. Ze Frank also has another list of stuff to do - clicky
3. Smash up a computer - clicky
4. Assist a drunk getting home - clicky
5. Weebl - clicky
6. Search "boobs" on eBay - clicky
7. Search "boobs" on Wikipedia - clicky
8. Look at your boss's face when he notices you've searched "boobs" on Wikipedia.
9. Take a picture of it and send it to me - clicky
10. Watch thisisaknife - clicky
11. Laugh at this persons face - clicky
END. YOU'RE CURED OF BOREDOM.
Posted by Harry at 10:27:00 pm
The internet is full of handy fun sites and we all know that, but this one has to be probably one of the best.
Church Sign Generator lets you create a church sign with your own personalised message. Here's some I whisked up before.
And like many of these sites it gives you something that was easy to do but gives you a clever feeling. Oooh.
Posted by Harry at 10:05:00 pm
Wow, would you just look at it.
Nerdy but looks so rawk.
Some guy made a one of a kind guitar from his old Nintendo Entertainment System and this lovely link here will provide a portal to a photo blog of what he apparently made in a day with an old guitar and his childhood machine.
Click it. It's funny.
Posted by Harry at 4:26:00 pm
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Emough said. JAKAZiD's been at it again, God bless him.
Posted by Harry at 5:26:00 pm
From one rock lord to another.
When you get home from your busy day at work you just wanna realx and listen to your iPod, Zen Micro, or whatever peice of poop you have in privacy.
But not this guy.
He's using the iBump, which can make your iPod louder than holy hell.
Some people I know who have amps would love this peice of wizadry and would love to know how they could get it for a possible Christams present.
Well Poppy, you can click here.
Posted by Harry at 2:54:00 pm
A little product here for artistic OAPs getting a little tired walking about from Marks & Spencers to coffee shops.
Wow, what a beauty. Who'd of thought of a ten legged rocking chair that leans back on leg after leg as you lean into your relaxing into its lovely smooth wooden surface.
Not me, but a company. It's possible.
Posted by Harry at 2:48:00 pm
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
The title is a comment of the below video.
They are the Modern Day Robin Hood, and in this video they gave away $4,000 in a couple of minutes. According to trustworthy ITV News, they say they came from Yorkshire and worked together to get £15,000 and then went to New York. To do that.
Posted by Harry at 8:27:00 am
Monday, November 20, 2006
The toy industry has officially went round the bend. All thanks to the GR8 TaT2 maker. The "TaT" bit is possibly true.
But why bother? What's the point? You could just use Blopens.
No, don't. The company say "Open up your very own pretend play tattoo parlor. This easy-to-use tattoo maker kit includes an electronic tattoo pen and funky stencils. Using soft, safe pulsating action, the tattoo pen creates realistic, washable designs with dramatic effects."
Dramatic effects include bleeding around tatooed areas and fights in biker pubs.
Posted by Harry at 3:03:00 pm
Hello, Mr Head-Doctor here with a guide to help you with filming your expeditions in your garden in which you may smash your stuff then relase out on the hungry public.
I have provided you with bullet points of how to make your smashing video successful. I have also provided some examples
1. Smash real stuff, not stuff made from paper. (eg Paper iPod Nano)
2. Just because you smashed the item in a public area doesn't make you a big man.
3. Smash stuff of importance. (eg Wiis or PS3s, not your perfectly working microphone)
4. Even if you have an internet smashing show, smashing plugged in items is still a stupid idea. (eg Digital TV box)
5. Don't be so thick and get a job.
Posted by Harry at 2:21:00 pm
A little video is taking the internet by storm. First it was on boingboing, then on Rocketboom and it's here. On YouTube over 28,000 people have seen it.
Here it is.
Mental yet creative. I see an opening of a new PS3 game.
Of which, here's the first smashing of video. Over 1 million have seen this.
Posted by Harry at 2:05:00 pm
Sunday, November 19, 2006
Ahhh, Rocketboom. I have to say I am getting hooked on it. It has to be the funniest daily vlog ever made. Here's Friday's in which we hear about Joanne Colan's musical background.
So, if you want to see Rocketboom who might want to click the word "conjunctovitus" just there and hope for the best.
You might want to download it for iTunes.
Go on. It's great.
Posted by Harry at 10:10:00 pm
Saturday, November 18, 2006
This is one of the first pictures of a laptop in a new campaign by an American charity called One Laptop per Child.
It's called the B1, runs a special version of Linux, sports a built in webcam, has three hi-speed USB slots and has the ability to link up to other B1s in the area.
Luckily it's bright green, ideal for frog loving toddlers. It also is apparently lighter than a lunchbox and smaller than a textbook and possibly better than any other school related item.
Critics have said that the laptop is like a consumer gadget. Yeah, if bright lime green is your sort of thing. And they said why not just get a normal laptop. You could but this one's only $100.
It's twisty too.
Posted by Harry at 9:00:00 pm
You may have seen that awful remix of the Cillit Bang advert by JAKAZiD. Well if you haven't, I've supplied a YouTube of it. Lucky you.
Painful, so some people watched it and done some of their own. Many of them are the type that would wear Kappa and Le Coq Sportif gear.
And for some reason this guy won't let you upload his monstrous outtake on to websites. Oh well, just as well I've hidden a link somewhere in this sentence for you to watch his crap. (PS You'll find that this whole bit of blue underlined writing is the link)
This one is alright but what's with the end credit sequence?
And finally, Nickdarula's "finest". Illit Bang?
Posted by Harry at 8:01:00 pm
I now have an RSS feed running for the blog, which means you can check up on the surgeries in your personalised Google and you might even get a few downloadable treats with iTunes if it works. If it doesn't work I will try and make it work. To get to the RSS feed page you can click this really big link right here or go to the My Links bit at the bottom of the page, or unless you have a good computer, you will find it at the top of the page. Hee!
Posted by Harry at 7:20:00 pm
No, literally. I searhed piss on Wikipedia and an entry all about Piss Beer came up. They're a company from Australia who export their Piss all over the world - including the UK. Even better though is that they have a low alcohol version of the beer call Piss Weak. Tasty.
You can find their website by clicking here, here and here. You may wanna buy a Piss Pak.
Posted by Harry at 7:06:00 pm
Monday, October 23, 2006
Sunday, October 22, 2006
Sorry for the lack of my blog, been right busy. Here's Fridays.
Sorry, I didn't make on for Saturday, but as of tomorrow for one whole week, it will be a special I'm In Newcastle week.
Now watch My Chemical Romance's new video for Welocome To The Black Parade. You probably have, but I first saw it on Firday, and I was just advertising it.
Posted by Harry at 1:12:00 pm
Friday, October 13, 2006
This is the latter;
And this is how you do so;
1. Click on the Google Video icon on the video box, you will be confronted with a button that says "Go to Google Video". Click on it and wait.
2. When on the site, the video will play on a larger scale. On the left there will be a toolbar, which has a droplist asking on how you would like to download the video.
3. Click on Video iPod/Sony PSP and click "Download".
4. If the video doesn't download automatically, right click the text labeled "here" and click "Save Target As".
5. Come up with a name for the video, and a place where to save it and click save.
6. Once downlaoded, go onto iTunes.
7. Click on "File" and then "Add File to Library". Then highlight the video file.
8. Once done, click "Update iPod" or "Sync to iPod" on the "File" droplist.
9. Enjoy my video bollocks.
Posted by Harry at 6:27:00 pm