Saturday, October 25, 2008

Moses the Chair

Me and my friend Brian were flicking through IKEA UK's online catalogue looking for furniture with amazingly silly names when we came across this...

This chair has the mother of all stupid names. IKEA called it Moses. In a time where political incorrectness and making fun of religion is frowned upon, IKEA thought it would have been a great idea to name a dull chair after a character in the Bible (not that I believe in that gibberish or anything ;D).

Oh well, if you want you can buy the chair here. Ta-ra!

Children are Kids

I haven't posted in a while, so don't give me a whole guilt trip about how much I should update this.

Anyway, in my absence, I have been watching music videos.

Enjoy this little fan-made video for Kids by MGMT.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Friday, June 27, 2008

I Want This Shirt

This is the Wi-Fi Detecting T-Shirt, which would have been really handy on my recent trip to Belgium, where I constantly got my laptop out, searched for hot spots to no avail, put the computer way and repeated the same process ten minutes later.

I love its little blue bars is framed in the screen of a white MacBook. I also love how they've managed to get so much out of a piece of fabric you can drape over yourself. It's a brilliant shirt! It's also great because it can detect speeds of 802.11 b/g (which is what my laptop is on), so whenever my chest starts to glow bright blue, I know that I can watch some crap Renetto's waffling about on YouTube.

If you would like the shirt, go here to Firebox UK and get your own super-duper wowzer bowzer Wi-Fi Detecting T-Shirt (but don't make them go out of stock, I want one too!).

Japanese Poopage

I've came across a little Japanese animated gem on YouTube entitled "How to poop".

It's sick, twisted, bizarre stuff that makes you wonder what the hell the animators were thinking at the time of making it.

Seeing that most of the world's population doesn't speak fluent Japanese, some nice kind English-speaking person has translated the weird cartoon for us, but not that accurately. This translation actually makes you wonder which parts have been properly translated, and which bits are a joke...

For those of you who are currently in work, here is the correct etiquette for taking a plop at the office.

EDIT - Something even more disgustingly warped, in the same cartoon series. This time, our very regular tiger friend visits a department store, and leaves one turd short.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Sunday, June 22, 2008

I'm on Twitter!

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Monday, May 26, 2008

You Can't Text Message Breakup

A little gem by Liam Sullivan. Old as the hills, but funny as hell anyway.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

ASDA Crawling

My favourite video of mine so far.
Props to my dad for the great camera-manning.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Hello again.

Sorry I've been away for so long. I've been on a lovely trip to Belgium and I'm about to have a nice cuppa.

It's a lovely day in my Northumbrian hide-out too, so I may go and play on the trampoline later.


Sunday, May 11, 2008

Friday, May 02, 2008

Just to pass even MORE time!!!

I will be back on Monday, when I introduce a week of movies made from a different country on this here globe.

Just to pass the time until I come back...

Monday, April 14, 2008

Friday, April 11, 2008

Blunty3000 vs News.

He has a lot of good views here, I recommend you listen to him.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Friday, February 22, 2008

What I Did Yesterday

An account of all the things I did yesterday.

Monday, January 14, 2008

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Wednesday, January 02, 2008