Saturday, September 29, 2007
This is a piece of spam I recieved.
Weirdly, it's not addressed to my email address.
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Hollis Irvin <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: 20 Sep 2007 11:38
Columbuses or Gamas, ever pass,
Bronze the sky, with no
A matter of getting all that right . . .
their bellies, they're out cold, instantaneously
Archangel Winter, darkness on his back
Billows the fog, cloaks
The purest form is always the one
Preface to the 1948 Edition
Or by the loud hand of painting, always puts.
Preface to the 1970 Edition
Yes. The obvious
The face of a Quos ego),
and chaste, lovely as lakes to the retired men
Appear to lift up from the lake;
I've drifted somewhat from the distant heart
People might see to be the opening
At four, the spectators leave in pairs, off
And even funnier, it doesn't make sense.
Posted by Harry at 7:13:00 pm
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Well, the launch date of the UK iPhone* has been confirmed by Steve Jobs, and one will certainly be on my Christmas list (actally, it's the only thing on the list) and I am literally pissing my pants for the phone. Apple have made some UK version adverts (with no Mitchell and Webb) and are parading O2 from the rooftops.
I really cannot wait!
Posted by Harry at 4:10:00 pm
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Another remnant of my early childhood, the Danish Techno Billy band Cartoons, with their legendary single Witch Doctor.
EDIT - I've found out the Cartoons are still going, eight years on from them "disappearing". They've passed three albums and a tour of Denmark under my nose. I'm a bit naffed off.
Posted by Harry at 11:07:00 am
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Can anybody clarify that this is true? I have news 24 on full blast and I'm searching through all the news pages, and it's like looking at a yo yo. One paper says that he is feared dead, the other says he is dead. Can anybody give proof that this has happened?
I just hope it hasn't.
Posted by Harry at 9:43:00 am
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Monday, September 10, 2007
I have recently "discovered" an American HBO delight about a band from New Zealand called Flight of the Conchords.
Basically, Jermaine Clement and Bret McKenzie travel to America (either because they've been kicked out of New Zealand or they're looking for a new life) and sing a hell of a lot of songs. And many, if not all, a bloody hilarious.
And, my personal favourite:
Posted by Harry at 4:21:00 pm
Sunday, September 09, 2007
I'm really starting to miss Saturday morning TV, since TMi really isn't appealing to me. I mean proper TV, like the first series of the BBC version of Saturday Show. But none of the weak crap with Angellica Bell and whatshisface who now presents Experimental, I mean the good stuff with Dani Behr and Joe Mace*. The kind of programme which can make kids cry.
A nice cruel game called Risk. The rules are quite simple, take in a prized possession when you visit the Saturday Show studio, get picked to play the game and then choose to risk your fluffy teddy bear you have had since you were a newborn for a signed Backstreet Boys toilet seat cover.
You will then have your poor stuffed bear stuck on a conveyor belt, heading straight towards a metal chute with six circular saws sticking through it in a cartoon-esque style.
You then have to complete a wire maze, spelled out in the word "RiSK". If you finish it within the time limit, Winnie the Pooh will be taken off the belt and you will also win the crapper cover.
If you don't, a grim end will come to Pooh.
*I didn't mind the Fearne Cotton series, mainly because it was Fearne Cotton.
Posted by Harry at 6:44:00 pm
Saturday, September 08, 2007
If you don't want a copy of Spam, that's OK. It is your choice to get one, just like it is to click on this link, browse through some posters, shirts, mugs and stickers I have made and buy a few.
For those who DO want a copy of Spam, I will be selling them via eBay or Amazon. Don't hold your breath, though.
Posted by Harry at 9:48:00 am
Friday, September 07, 2007
CD updates!!! I am now taking orders for my lovely sex-ariffic album that will be released at a later unspecified date (announced shortly). If you wish to place a pre-order please drop me a line at email@example.com and stick in the subject line "I want a copy of Spam". I will be selling the CDs at about £4.99 and postage around about £1. The copies won't be professionally produced ('cause it's spam!) but they will play well.
A little treat, you get one track free, track twelve!
Posted by Harry at 5:04:00 pm