Monday, July 09, 2007

Excuses and spam

Sorry I've been away, I've been performing African drums with some class mates at this place. It was rather fun and they asked me if they could use my footage (which may be online later this week).

Some bits of Hollowell weren't so fun. I fell in a hole and sprained my ankle. Some paramedics in a nice shiny ambulance had to check on it. At least I have a bandage to prove for it.

According to good ol' Google Mail, I have 55 spam emails (and the number gets bigger every minute). This is probably because I signed up for the Zoo magazine newsletter and they think that I might be interested in a bigger penis. No, not really, thank you very much. No need to ask me 55 times about it.

Let me show you some of my spam.


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As you are my loyal readers and I know some of you are interested in my "projects", I ask you to email these three adressed constanlty. Give them hate mail, death threats, the works. But, sign off as Mr. Sheridan Blackhead (all will become clear soon enough).

I'm just off to read some more spam.

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