It's the first day of the Chinese New Year, and good ole "we know you hate our company but you still intend on using our service" AOL has came up with this little 2007 Horoscopes special.
According to one part of the horoscope special, they claim that:
Pigs are fun-loving and zesty with a penchant for pleasing everyone.
Yes, everyone enjoys the way pigs smell bad, crap all over the place and eat anything they can find. That's the fun-loving sort they are.
The horoscope goes on to say:
Culinary delights will be just part of living the good life for you Pigs.
The good life? Being mass produced along side other pigs only to be slaughtered then eaten? It just doesn't make sense. At the part where you "enjoy" culinary delights you wouldn't really be living the good life anymore.
It then goes on to say:
This could mean preparing the most nutritious dishes or partaking of tasty morsels like mashed potatoes with gravy and a roast.
Honestly, who only eats mashed potatoes and gravy for their dinner? And can you seriously picture a pig on Masterchef?
Oh well, happy new year to my Chinese readers and enjoy THE YEAR OF THE PIG.